Some say I'm stubborn, sassy, and difficult. I say they just can't handle my charm. Keep in mind: If I am smiling I want to do something crazy, if I am laughing I have already done it.

People who love to eat are always the best people. Those who build up laughter out of inadequate topics. Did I mention the twisted dirty minds, but good hearts? :)

I lose interest when I see rude, critical, argumentative people. Don't be the human version of a headache!